1. zealouscorgi:

capnbiceps:

My cat is broken. He meows for a bath every night and when I put him in he flops down and sleeps.

look at my little bastard. look at how happy he fucking is in my sink.

    zealouscorgi:

    capnbiceps:

    My cat is broken. He meows for a bath every night and when I put him in he flops down and sleeps.

    look at my little bastard. look at how happy he fucking is in my sink.

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  5. tastefullyoffensive:

I’ll take him.

    tastefullyoffensive:

    I’ll take him.

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  7. apatianuncamas:

why he lick me

    apatianuncamas:

    why he lick me

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  8. when people don't sit next to me on the bus: offended and relieved

    when someone sits next to me: irritated yet flattered

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  9. me (dating a girl named liz and also taking a delicious lasagna out of the oven): hey anyone want some liz on ya? well you can't, she's mine. hahahaha. okay liz you can go home now I only dated you to make that joke

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